Steve Bartman

Dear Steve Bartman,

Dude... you ruined the only chance we had man! I've been a loyal Cubs fan my entire life and the one glimmer of hope you gave me and the Cubs nation, was shot down by you merely wanting a souvenir. I mean I remember when I was eight years old and wore my glove to a game to maybe catch a foul ball but I never thought I'd ruin a teams only chance at winning a world series. If I talk to anyone about what happened that game they always respond with "awh come on man, give the guy a break, all he was trying to do was catch a foul ball!". Yeah, I get that but do you know what it feels like to be a fan of a team that hasn't won a world series since 1908!? All you had to do was stay seated and listen to your damn headphones like you were doing the entire game. By the way... why in the hell were you listening to headphones at a baseball game?

You know everyone in Chicago hates you when after you got numerous beers, and food thrown at you and the security guards didn't even help you because they themselves were just as pissed as the rest of the fans. But I hope you're doing okay now after you got chased out of the city and had to change your name because of the numerous death threats, and hate mail like this. By the way, the "Bartman curse" is in full affect now because we are in second to last right now, so congratulations man...you win.


Sincerely,

Ryan Muzzonigro